At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
are you so shy because you have an std?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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