Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
you made out with another girl for some wings
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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