# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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