You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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