Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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