addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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