I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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