Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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