so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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