if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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