Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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