In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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