grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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