He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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