I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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