Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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