i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
What a dumb baby whore.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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