How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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