Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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