It's just like the Real World with babies
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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