he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Houston, we have a blender
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
