You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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