is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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