There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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