dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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