would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i think i have two assholes
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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