I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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