I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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