I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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