Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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