well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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