im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Randomize
