I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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