Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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