direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sext me about skeletons
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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