their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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