is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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