My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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