I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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