No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
