bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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