So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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