Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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