Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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