i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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