so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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