i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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