You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Do vagina's smell?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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