Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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