i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
