i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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