you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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