WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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