But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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