Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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