well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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