I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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